where is the best place to take a shit?

[truelyhandicapping]

barnes and noble.

because; unlimited coffee and reading supplies,

plus very clean and always full of toliet paper.

4 plus

0 neg.

 

[sherman]

nothing beats shitting at home.

 

[eldiablo]

I took a road trip years ago ...and had to shit ..we stopped at the Beverly Hills Hotel lobby ...very nice ....I think I clogged it up.

 

[winkyduck]

at the playboy mansion

and if i have to go into details the person who needs them is either gay or stupid or both!

i would also recommend:

Jennifer Garner's house

same reasoning as above!

 

[postaldoug]

Home is always a good choice. If on the road, a nice classy expensive hotel, will always have a clean restroom, in the lobby area. Then there's always Mcdonalds, etc.

I knew a guy , back when I worked at the Post Office, told a story of going off into the woods, taking his dump, and using his socks for toilet paper. Things can get boring on 3 hour breaks. Ironically his name was John, still is !

I swear this is true.

Doug

 

[truelyhandicapping]

forgot to mention that at home doesn't count.

keep it running.

 

[Thunder]

You might as well get paid for your crap...At work....

Always nice to give the boss' office a preview of what's to come...

 

[postaldoug]

Thunder: Work is good too, didn't even enter my mind ! I sort of assumed if away from home/ work, then what ? I think that's what truely meant ?

Doug

 

[DrunkenHorseplayer]

Right behind a tree in a field, while in the middle of nowhere, with six cows watching you. Thank god none of them were bulls.

 

[Thunder]

Eat some hard boiled eggs...about three of them with lots of pepper about a half hour before going in...Stop in the office with a couple of other people...quietly drop ass and leave...

 

[vegasguy39]

It would have to be at work.

I've yet to find a good place to dump, while on a road trip.

Places like malls, Costco, coffee shops and restaurants are very disgusting.

 

[volhound]

If having a shit attack while driving. Hardees is a good place b/c you don't have to go in. The bathroom is usually in the entryway before actually going in.
Makes for a clean getaway

 

[JohnnyDeMarco]

Volhound
They closed all the Hardees in greater Atlanta. I miss the biscuits.

best place to take a dump for me is the gym. Pretty clean.

 

[Dante]

at work becuase you can judge the times whe nthe restroom is less active and you won't be bothered during your shit

 

[PIPE]

WHEN YOUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND YOU NEED TO TAKE A SHIT SO BAD THAT YOU CANT HOLD IT AND YOUR SQUEEZING YOUR ASS CHEEKS SO TIGHT THAT YOUR NOT GONNA MAKE IT JUST GO TO A NEAR BY TREE AND TAKE YOUR SHIT THE GRASS WILL APPRECIATE THE FERTILIZER LOL THEN TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR AND WIPE YOUR ASS AND HANG IT ON A BRANCH SO PEOPLE KNOW YOU WERE THERE

 

[JudgeWapner]

Fifth Ave. library.

 

[FRAZZIL]

your house

 

[odogg25]

OFICENTRO LA SABANA...BUILDING 6, FOURTH FLOOR
nobody was ever there, and it was always clean

 

[Jabow]

I someones face

 

[vegasguy39]

Bump...

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